Twilight

Twilight, a fat ugly bitches wet dream...'Nuff said.

Woman: Hey Paul did you read Twilight?

Paul: Nope.

Woman: Well I did and it is the bestest book I've ever read! It's like hot and gorgeous vampire named Edward who falls in love with a human and...Hey Paul what are you doing with that shotgun?

BANG!

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