borris yeltzien

when one goes to the toilet to do a number 2, this is referred to as 'taking a borris'. although in methven, new zealand, a common saying is that you are going to visit borris yelzien.

eg. "Yo, im going to give old mate borris yeltzien a call, be back in 10 minutes"

this can also be complemented with a place of interest but is best when used with the local methven lake. Lake Tekapo. AKA Lake take-a-poo.

such as: "Im just going down to Lake Take-a-poo to have a bath with borris yeltzien, because he is a dirty dirty boy!"

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