GOTC

A multiplayer conquest game where Warner Brothers rapes your wallet and provides you with meager fictional consolation prizes.

Dude, have you played GOTC? Yeah, my wallet had Law & Order SVU detectives run a rape kit on it after I finished paying. WB was convicted and got 20 - LIFE. 😭

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Dirty Raven

When an otherwise good person is corrupted by perverted mommas, horny sluts, as well as other loose women and the corruption leads down a path of hedonistic debauchery that could only be known as the Dirty Raven.

A Dirty Raven is characterized by wild sexual fantasies that feed on innocent minds like wild, dirty ravens scavenge for delightful morsels. They display graphic and illicit frivolity, and a flagrant display of questionable moral character intended to corrupt more impressionable onlookers.

RANDOM GUY- I feel like I've changed a lot since I've been here.

MISCHIEVOUS WOMAN- you're welcome for giving you the DIRTY RAVEN! Your innocent mind will never be the same now that I've perverted you down to your very core.

RANDOM GUY- Thanks for taking my mental virginity and leaving me a hedonistic and depraved sexual beast!