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Green Card

Something that Mexicans try really hard to get or steal.

Julio: ANTONIO!! I finally got a green card!! Now I can legally cross the border!!

Antonio: There's one bad thing...

Julio: What?

Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.

Julio: OH SHIT!!

by WE DA MAN June 14, 2012

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