be eazy

an expression meaning "take it easy." "Don't sweat the small shit."

Martin: Ey, later homie. Be eazy.
Christian: Be eazy, homes.

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dildo

sometimes confused with a lightsaber,
the Jedi Counsil denies the claim.

"We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys!" - Jedi Master Yoda

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most kraziest

the absolute craziest. the most crazy.

Stay away from her, that bitch the most kraziest of them all.

O and Es

Odds and ends....

I have to pick up all the O and Es from jims circle jerk before his fam gets home

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Totally fucked

1-Alot like being totally screwed...Nothing good can come from this.
2-basically hopeless.

Everything was going good for shaun until he found out the president of the company was going to be working with him.
"Im totally fucked! "Shaun screamed

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ZZZZZZZZZZZIP

The telltale sound that is made when you want a raise....

Mike- "Where the hell is Jason?"
Sound from Office- ZZZZZZZZZZZIP!
Terry- "Sounds like hes asking for another raise!"

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iight den

Typically used as a response. Phrase meaning: very well, fine.

Jay: Oh so you his lil brother.
Chris: Yea, foo.
Jay: Iight den. You wanna get high?

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