Tiara

Someone who most certainly does not look like their given birth name. A tiara is a name that does not fit. When you first find out the name of this person, you can't help but be shocked because the name is so unfitting for the person's personality and appearance.

You're a tiara because you really don't look like a Michael!

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Flurp

A wet noodle type of person. They suck the energy out of the room, a total buzzkill. Whenever you are at your highest, a flurp takes you to your lowest.

I wanted to smoke another bowl, but that flurp wouldn't let me!