Tallahassee Waffle House

When you take a frozen waffle, roll it around a stick of butter, and heat up syrup to use as lube, then go to town on that pussy. (Eating the waffle is optional, come adds flavor)

Person 1: “Hey have you tried waffle housing yet?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.”

Grapestomping

Rubbing ones testicles on the bottom of someone else’s foot

Person 1:”I love grapestomping, it feels soft on my testicles!”

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Anal Depository

When you take two rolls of quarters, shove ‘em in a condom, and stick it way up her ass. (Lube is not recommended)

Person 1:”Have you tried the Anal depository?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah totally, I made a short term investment!”

Waffle Housing

A shorter name for the Tallahassee Waffle Housing.

Person 1: “Have you tried the Tallahassee Waffle House yet?”
Person 2: “Absolutely, Waffle Housing is amazing!”