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When people who care about you gather and surprise you with confrontations about your consumption of McChurgers. Usually happens when you are a fatass.
We need to host a McChurvention before Jeremy gets the sugar, or even worse, a McStroke!
a more polite shorthand for autismo.
autism-like features that present themselves in social situations as some form of social ineptitude.
somebody with tismo can be smart, stupid, or anywhere in between, but they tend to be hyper-fixated on a few topics that they really love, and have a hard time recognizing when their behavior is socially inappropriate without being explicitly told so.
usually people with tismo are capable of managing themselves in public and living a completely normal life, but there's just something a little off with them, and they sometimes will need special accommodations, like having difficulty going to the grocery store, or needing a quiet room to cool off at a party (often retreating to a car if no such room is available). in social scenarios, they will sometimes use the pretense of drug or nicotine addiction to get away from noise.
you got to meet Dave last night at the party, yeah?
yeah, he was nice, but he spent like 2 hours sitting next to the jacuzzi, talking to three drunk girls about how different models of pool pumps work while they were trying to get him to come into the jacuzzi with them. i think he's got some tismo going on.
yeah, he's quite the character, definitely a bit of tismo.
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Extreme suspicion of any new or unfamiliar words, thanks to years of conditioning from getting owned by bofa jokes.
"Hey you wanna go to that juice place? I heard their acai bowls are really good."
- "Acai.... acai... acai-d of this dick?"
"What? Do you not know what acai is? It's a fruit, they grind it up and make it into a sweet pomace, it's supposed to be good for you."
- "Pomace... pomace... pomace your ass?"
"You've got some serious ligmanoia."
A word used casually in conversation to alienate someone who does not understand how to use it.
It is a universal adjective or verb (adv. form "Crompedly"), which can mean literally anything, from "run" to "stinky" etc. and the meaning of the word is to be deciphered from the context of the sentence.
Note: The adjective form is "Cromp", not "Cromped" or "Cromping", because the latter two (when spoken) just sound like you're replacing the word "Fuck".
That jacket doesn't look that cromp, man.
I fuckin' CROMPED my way to the gym today; I almost ran a red light.
Duuude... this weed is totally cromping my mind.
Come on, I'm in a hurry; can you do that more crompedly?
Did you just cromp yourself?
What the hell? Jeremy's in the hospital. He's so fucking cromp right now. I'll start looking for a eugoogalizor.
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Both the name of a chain of stores in San Diego county, California, and used to refer to the products they sell -- electronic cigarettes that are rechargeable and refillable with nicotine fluid. Occasionally, the nicotine fluid is replaced with hash oil or something else to this extent. Teenagers refer to these handheld vaporizers (with THC instead of nicotine) as "G pens". Electronic cigarettes are mainly used by teenagers and adult nerds.
Dude! I went to Vapure in O-side and got an Ego Twist. It cost like $200.
>Dude, I swear to god, you're just going to go back to smoking.
Nah brah.
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