road rules

Whoever is bigger, wins.

18-wheeler v. Hyundai, head on, at 80 MPH. Who do you think will win?

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happy harry

where one person takes a shit on another persons chest in the shape of a smiley face

last night i gave my partner a happy harry

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Billie Joe Armstrong

one of the sexiest guys EVER!!!! Billie Joe fronts the rock band Green Day with his awesome songwriting.

Billie Joe is the hottest guy EVER!!!!!!

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CRABFISH

Something SMELLY

DAMN SUSAN CLOSE UR LEGS smells like crabfish!!

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tough nuggies

you're out of luck punk
tough luck

If this doesn't satisfy you, then all I can say is tough nuggies.

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God bless America

Pet word said mainly by politicians and other power-thirsty species indigenous of the United States of America, often for pure demagogy, and based on the terribly false belief that "America" is synonymous with the USA, and not with the whole American continent. Less war and more geoography, for Fox's sake!

We are going to invade Venezuela because those bloody comunists have our oil, God bless America!

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leprechaun

A sub-species of man that has a tendency to be uneccessarily tiny. Usually has a full assortment of green clothing and is known to have large amounts of facial/pubic/underarm hair.

Where to find: End of rainbows protecting large barrels of gold.

Bob--Look johny a green Leprechaun!
John--no shit its green leprechauns are always green..

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