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A county where it has Paradise, Chico, Oroville, Lake Oroville, Bidwell Park, Big Chico Creek, Bidwell Mansion, Sutter Buttes, Cal State Chico, mountain lions, bears, deers, salamanders and et cetera. It is located in the Sacramento Valley and Sierra Nevada region in California. If you are an outdoor person, you will enjoy going outdoors in Butte County. One of the most popular everyday sport in the county is mountain biking. Also, one of the county's towns, Chico, had a good reputation as being a bike-friendly city. Other than cycling, you can go out for a walk or a run. Go to Bidwell Park; it will be nice to take a hike around a 3,600 Acre Park. If it gets too hot, swim in the nice huge Sycamore Pool or Lake Oroville or pool in the Wildcat Recreation Center. If you plan on taking a tour in Butte County, you will love it there.
San Joaquin Countian: Where you from?
Butte Countian: Butte County.
San Joaquin Countian: Man, there is almost nothing to do over there; all you guys do is party.
Butte Countian: Actually, we have more than just partying.
San Joaquin Countian: What?
Butte Countian: We have Bidwell Park, Lake Oroville, Feather River, CSU Chico, Paradise, Table Mountain, Sycamore Pool, buttes (if you know what it is), bears, mountain lions, deers, mountain biking, greenery (depending on the weather) and more. What do you guys have?
San Joaquin Countian: We have the largest inland port in California.. Huh.. Can you take me to Butte County some day?
Butte Countian: If and only you apologize.
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A California rivalry between Nor Cal city "San Francisco" and So Cal city "Los Angeles". Here is a list of the rivalries listed: redwoods vs palm trees, wine country vs dessert, crossfit vs built lean, star wars vs star trek, SF Giants vs LA Dodgers, iPhone vs Android, Mocha vs Latte, vodka vs wine, twilight vs big lebowski, bukowski vs thoreau, katy perry vs rihanna, and post modernism vs post modernism, Golden Gate vs Santa Monica Pier. There are still more than what is listed. SF Giants has won more World Series Titles than the LA Dodgers beating them by one title.
LA Boy: Hey, mind if you can move over to my place?
SF Girl: I would rather die than live in Los Angeles.
LA Boy: Well, we got something better than San Francisco. We got the celebrities, Santa Monica Pier, Hollywood Hills, Universal Studios, UCLA, LA Dodgers, Beverly Hills, the museum and whatever nice is out there.
SF Girl: Well we have the Golden Gate Bridge.
LA Boy: Hah, that is nothing compared to beautiful Los Angeles.
SF Girl: You never been on the Golden Gate and plus we got the 49ers and the Giants.
LA Boy: Forget the Giants.
SF Girl: At least they won more titles than the Dodger.
Random 10 year old boy: Yeah! They just won the 2012 World Series!
LA Boy: Well, we got more celebrities while you guys don't have as much!
SF Girl: THE! We got Clint Eastwood, and actors and directors will be coming to our city to shoot a film here!
LA Boy: Huh, forget about the Los Angeles vs San Francisco crap. Let's make love instead.
SF Girl: Let us meet at the Golden Gate Bridge.
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ABC is short for Asian Big Cock
Person #1: Oh my God! He has an ABC even though he looks small and scrawny.
Person #2: That Asian guy has an ABC? What is that?
Person #1: Asian Big Cock