Rugby

Basically, rugby is a sport found to be quite popular around the world, however America not so much. There are some Americans who do play rugby and yet do not wish to be praised for being a man and not wearing pads they simply want to play the game and there are some Americans who give American rugby players crap for being more of a man then they are, some of them even call the sport gay, this is most likely due to the fact that they themselves are gay and simply want to pick on the manliest sport on earth to trick themselves into thinking they are as straight as us rugby players, in other words real men play rugby

Some idiot: Rugby isn’t a real sport
Rugby player: *proceeds to take this idiot to the ground before they have time to comprehend what just happened*