Brown Note

An extremely low frequency sound that causes Democrats to lose control of their bowels.

This refers to the January 19, 2010 US Senate election in Massachusetts to fill the seat vacated by the late Ted Kennedy. Republican Scott Brown convincingly defeated Democrat Martha Coakley, who was overwhelmingly favored to win in a state that had not elected a Republican in 40 years.

When Martha Coakley lost the 2010 US Senate election, every Democrat in America heard the Brown note.

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