Wisconsin Sno-Cone

Piss in a snowbank, then scoop it into a cup. Offer it to your buddy, tell him it's a Mountain Dew Sno-Cone. When he starts eating it, tell him it's piss, and then when he gags, kick him in the nuts...

"Dude, I could go for a cold treat"

"Wait right here, I will make some sno-cones...you like Mountain Dew?"

"Yea! that's awesome"

After he bites into it, you tell him it's piss...

"Jerk ass...you just ate a Wisconsin Sno-Cone"...then kick him in the nuts...

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Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon

When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.

"Dude, your girlfriend told me that you gave her a Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon last...good call..."

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