Diarrhea Shitblast

V. The act of defecating and projectile-voiding bowels with an immense propulsion of a viscous, questionable liquid substance from the anus. Generally results in someone else getting hit with it.

Nurse, my grandfather diarrhea shitblasted me. Can you go clean him up?

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Brownie Points

Some bullshit, inanimate currency your mom gives you when you’ve done something to win her favor or affection. Somehow related to the Girl Scouts, but she can’t quite remember and can’t relive her glory days, even in her memories.

“Sweetheart, did you take out the trash and do the dishes without me even asking? Awh, what a good boy. You’ve definitely scored some brownie points today!”

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