argopelter

a mythical creature who lives in hollow trees and throws rocks at passer-bys for days...also an amazing band.

while i was travelling through the woods an argopelter threw a rock at me ! ahh!

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quaint

Quaint -
1) Something which is old or is deemed an "old fashion"

2) Sometimes used to describe the female genitals

1) "It's rather quaint the way he insists we should marry before we have sex"

2) "Thats a nice quaint cunt, suitable for a good bashing"

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brown bread

Meaning - dead. Originating from london, England

Phrase - You're brown bread sun shine.

Translation - Im going to kill you young man.

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beauty

Beauty is a corporate invention designed to promote the suffering and insecurity of the masses for the sake of profit. They say it's a state we're all supposed to be achieve, in order to ensure economic, financial, social and recreational success. There is a ridiculous double standard in society at the moment. An attractive blonde who never bothers to do anything useful gets more respect than an ugly git who has the courage and determination to get the fuck out there and do something for him/herself and this world and not be a parasite. Don't you think that's fucked up? Or am I just weird?

'By buying our rubbish, you can achieve beauty, which will make you successful and make your life wonderful and you will never need to worry again' says the greedy corporate pig, who lives off the insecurity and suffering, and above all, gullibility (that means believing lies) of the masses

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swirl sundae

when a woman gives a man a blow job, he proceeds to urinate in her mouth, and she keeps it in her mouth, then while keeping the urine in her mouth, she poops in the man's mouth, and then they swop by ebgaging in making out. It is a pleasure/

Dude, last night I gave Shelby, Jenny, and Michelle swirl sundaes, It was sweet!

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Wu Tang Financial

A Place of financial consultation run by the Wu Tang Clan.

"We all know that cash rules everything around us; cash, green, get the money, dollar dollar bill ya'll. That's why its time to enter the 36 chambers, and step to the Wu."-Chappelle's show

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lula

Genreal run-of-the-mill fucking idiot with a stupid face.

I don't like your face, you stupid fucking lula.

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