mahump

To bang a football upfield with little of no hope of of it reaching its intended target.

Will: "Rich, mahump it forward!"

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Boy Scouts Of America

Slightly right wing yes, but also a great organization. Since my parents werent big campers, I joined Boy Scouts to learn to camp, backpack etc. It has taught me important life skills. The Boy Scouts have reputation for being freaks which is partially true, there are some oddballs. We are not overly religious

I'm going to the national jamboree!

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phanus

The area between ones anus and testes.

See also:durf,taint

"I slipped off of the seat on my bike and landed on my phanus!!"

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Hying Uing

A phrase uttered when an individual becomes excited or aroused. A synanym of "yay" or "yes!".

Father: I bought you your first porno mag, son.

Son: Hying Uing

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schlongis

a big hairy genetle

my schlongis is much longer than johns!

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Masked Marvel Jr.

Friends with Harryman and Cousin Tex and all around half-wit. Always seen wearing his ski mask, which was given to him at birth. Missing since he visited his dad, who is a Troll person.

Masked Marvel Jr. wore a mask that smelled like cat pee.

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gettin head

when someone puts their mouth around your dick and sucks it until you ejaculate all of your sperm. Also known as oral sex.

Im gettin head this weekend by a hot girl.

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