rat bastard

A bastard who is characterized by devious and base intentions.

That rat bastard who ripped me off on the car deal also hits on my sister.

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evil tampon

a tampon that leeks...

exuse me.. mam.. you have an evil tampon..

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loot

To loot is to steal, raid, or plunder.

Going off to loot the kitchen. I'll be right back.

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geish

Bit of gritty hair that gathers between the sack and crack and sometimes contains dingleberries

"Lick my geish!"

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damp squib

A type of firework (squib) that has become wet (damp). Basically, a dissapointment.

Well that was a real damp squib!, I'm going to go home now and cry! MUUAAHHHH!!!

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crabbing

Profusely talking out of your arse. Exaggeraterating ability and knowledge of any subject. "Giving it all that".
Stems from the joke "A crab walks into a bar...."

Don't let me on the stella boys - coz the last time i was on it i absolutely battered this lad....
I could have played Division 1 football.
These are prime examples of "Crabbing It"

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the hustle

When plans are ruined by an outside force. The term was originally used in this context by Paul Lizotte and Will Keel.

"Damn, that was the hustle."

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