bood

Both good and bad at the same time.

The Russian trip briefing was bood.

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deez nutz

Man This means a dudes ball sac.

You: Hey man u goin to that BBQ?
Friend: What BBQ?
YOu: Deez Nutz On Your Grill


You: You like Gardening?
Friend: Yeah
You: Well plant TULIPS On Deez Nutz!

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Pine splint

Used to describe an asian male's small, twig-like genitalia.

Hey Mike, check out woo's pine splint!

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Mississauga

One of the largest suburbs in North America, a nice quiet place to live and commute. Mississauga is known for a big ass train wreck, an MP who can't keep her mouth shut, and having lopsided mayoral elections

Non Mississaugan-"So, you live in Mississauga?"
Misissaugan-"Yeah, it's an okay city."

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California

California- On the West Coast. Home to the Los Angeles Lakers, the San Fransisco 49ers and the Sacramento Kings. "The land of fruits and nuts-literally." This quote, which my grandmother says all the time, refers to the large homosexual population of California.

I live in California

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chrono84t

A suave man with a pension for evil.

Joseph is very chrono84t like.

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byb

Bring Yourown Booze. When throwing a party, say the party is "BYB" and you will attract hardcore drinkers...

Mike: "Dude, you hear that Jim is throwing a party, its BYB."

John: "Looks like another typical night that I'll be wasted..."

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