deez nutz

Man This means a dudes ball sac.

You: Hey man u goin to that BBQ?
Friend: What BBQ?
YOu: Deez Nutz On Your Grill


You: You like Gardening?
Friend: Yeah
You: Well plant TULIPS On Deez Nutz!

Pine splint

Used to describe an asian male's small, twig-like genitalia.

Hey Mike, check out woo's pine splint!

Mississauga

One of the largest suburbs in North America, a nice quiet place to live and commute. Mississauga is known for a big ass train wreck, an MP who can't keep her mouth shut, and having lopsided mayoral elections

Non Mississaugan-"So, you live in Mississauga?"
Misissaugan-"Yeah, it's an okay city."

Newfie Donut

Combining the words:
"Newfie": a Canadian derogatory term indicating dimwittedness, based on the stereotype that people from Newfoundland are unintelligent.
"Donut": A proper donut requires a rear-wheel drive car, and is achieved by flooring the gas pedal with the steering wheel cranked all the way to one side, and the tires on a slippery surface.

A Newfie Donut then is a donut done in reverse, as necessitated when a car only has front-wheel drive.

His little four-banger only had front-wheel drive, so he wanted to do a Newfie donut, so he popped it in reverse and floored it.

tranceaddict

A 1337 person who 120X012Z J03 n00b.
Also, a person who is a member of www.tranceaddict.com - the website that invented the wtf symbol and other such 1337 things that are now commonplace in the intranet.

That tranceaddict sure set me straight... when i said dj. sammy roxord he said "wtf? you n00b..."

Xeus

Teh alpha, teh omega, teh Xeus, Weee bish!

Xeus plays online games and kills me lots!

herijuana

herijuana is marijuana laced with herawin

i blazed up my herijuana last night and got messed up