billy martin

Manager of the New York Yankees (AKA the worst team ever) in the 1970s and 80s. He was fired and re-hired almost half a dozen times by erratic lunatic/Yankees owner George Steinbrenner.

"Today in sports, George Steinbrenner just fired Billy Martin again. The Yankees haven't won a World Series in the 80s, and Steinbrenner's finger's on the button again!"

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Rubber Ducker

A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."

"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."

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baby g

A very intricate digital watch made by Casio, including a data bank, a day counter, five alarms, and a 1/100 sec stopwatch

"My Baby G is shock resistant, water resistant to 100 meters, and is mad bling-bling, yo!"

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