Mashed a chevy

Another way of saying “I fucked up”.

I mashed a chevy last night when I kissed my Wife’s Dad.

Bean

Someone who thinks they’re to blame when an insult wasn’t directed at them.

Jack, stop acting like a bean

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Scorsese

A shitpost that can be funny regardless of knowing the context behind the image/video.

That meme Florence sent me was a Scorsese for sure. I didn’t understand it but it was funny.

Cumuccino

When you ejaculate into someone’s mouth and they froth up the cum by gargling it.

I gave my girlfriend a really good cumuccino last night, loads of froth.