tupac

sum mutha i capped 9 years ago

nigga stole mah cabboze

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South park

Once (and still is) an original, provocative, and hilarious show, somewhat like the earlier Simpsons; now threatened to fall on the brink of appeasement for younger audiences, causing possible deterioration just like its predecessor became.

"Officer Barbrady: Oh wait I thought of something! ....Oh, never mind that was substraction"

Ah, too bad good things don't last forever

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pokemaniac

A variation of the many trainers one must battle in Pokemon Red/Blue/Green. They look like nerdy guys and often possess quite formidable pokemon.

Ash: Summoned Blastoise
Pokemaniac 5: Summoned Nidoking
Ash: Blastoise used bubblebeam
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used thrash
Ash: Blastoise used Headbutt
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used trash...Nidoking's attack missed!
Ash: Blastoise used ice beam
Nidoking fainted!
Ash received $4290, Blastoise gained 1203 exp.
Pokemaniac 5: Oh no! I can't believe i lost!

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Let it toast

Put your tongue into the bitch's ass......and "let it toast". You'll get it toasted. A little bit disgusting, but, who cares.
Recommended to be done by the bitch

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lollerskate

A skate designed by the notorious lol inc. Few pictures of the skate have been released, most likely because only two prototypes of the skate are believed to exist. There had been an auction for one such Lollerskate on E-bay several months back. Both the seller and the bidder of this Lollerskate was unable to be tracked. The latest rumor has it that the Lollerskate has been sold to the government in an attempt to provide U.S. troops with cheap, comfortable, and efficient transportation, but I doubt that we'll ever know the truth. As to what a Lollerskate actually can do is also a mystery, although Jeffrey Lamaou certainly has an idea as to the properties of the Lollerskate as made apparent by his May, 2004 statement, "The Lollerskate will soon see mass-marketing and production by the year 2023, and it will go hand in hand with flying cars." With the limited documentation that's available to the public regarding the Lollerskate, the only concrete information is that it will be released with the price tag of $100-250 dollars per pair. With such an unimaginably low price for such a woundrous product, I for one am eager to ascertain its details. More as it develops.

Yeh fo' sho nigga, dat cadillac makes 1 hella ride but it ain't no fuckin' lollerskate ya know wut im sayin'?

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prude

a girl who hasnt french-kissed yet

"Jeez, are you STILL a prude??"

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Bunty

A general internet badass known to worm his way out of slippery situations and make a mockery of the english language.

Hey, you buntyed the shit out of that situation.

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