MIT

1. Massachusetts Institute of Technology
2. Where a poker team came from and screwed Las Vegas
3. Where I want to go
4. The laid back and better version of Ivy league schools.
5. My Idiot Teacher

1. MIT is near Boston
2. MIT's are fucking stupid.

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Poserism

(n)A major world religion, committed to by all posers. Major god is Sean Maguire, aka:THE POSER, major customs include:1.poser rapping (praying) daily 2.always know that if not a poser Seans wrath will be upon you 3.ALWAYS without exeption say," Yo yo yo homie G."

Poserism was founded in 2005 AD by Sean Maguire.

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gadgie

A tinker word for a non-tinker. Gadgie is to tinker, as gentile is to Jew.

Tomorrow we'll knock doors and sell some clothes-pegs to the gadgies.

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funt

Something what lil kids say after they hear it from the fifth graders. See fax regina pegina pennsylvania ants and Alabama

Mommy: Billy it's sleepy time now, come to bed!

Billy: Fax you in the faxing funt you stupid faxing son of a beech fax your mother, fax your father, im gonna faxing kill your funt until you faxing die you stupid faxing funt!!!!

Mommy: Isn't he adorable?

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IDF

I Don't Fuck!

Something one may say accidentally when he/she (usually a he) is overwhelmed to an extent it affects his brain judgement.

The greatest fear of every man.

Hot ass babe: Hey sexy, you look hot, how about I give you a party.
Bobby: ..*drooling* .I.. Dont... Fuck!

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Potomac

A city where everyone lives in lala land, having no idea what the real world is like and smoking pot is a full time job. Kids get a BMW as their first car and if they crash it they get a better one. Girls refuse to leave their multi-million dollar houses if no make up is available to put on. Montgomery mall seems to the mothership for all teenagers. Girls are easy, in order to fit in. Friends pass girls around like soap.

girl 1: wtf! my daddy bought me a fucking convertable BMW for my 16th birthday!

Girl 2: aw shit, what a bummer. Now what?

Girl 1: I think i'll crash it so i'll get a better one. I always wanted a Ferrari anyways.

Girl 2: Seriously. Like, BMW is for people who live in Silverspring or Gaithersburg. ew.

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timez

a player who is nub at cs <3

timez is a nub

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