Snatch Football

Flag football with tampon strings. Traditionally played by women, though technically anyone with a vag can play. Considered to be the bloodiest sport in existence.

Dyke 1: Bitch, I just grabbed yo' flag!!
Dyke 2: Awww snap! I knew I shouldn't have played snatch football in these shorts...

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Dirnks

A large number of alcoholic beverages. Typically conveyed in writing or text.

Caitlyn: hey.. come too applebeess and get dirnks with meeee!

Thomas: Grow the fuck up.

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WeinerFag

Your girlfriend's best male friend who has always liked her but never made a move (or made a move and got rejected).

You: Hey Sarah, wanna go to a movie and give each other handjobs in the back of the theater?

Sarah: I would, but Thursday is coffee night with Matt, my BFF.

You: Matt is a Weinerfag.

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