December 3rd

People born on december 3rd are legendary motherfuckas who will do anything for the boys because you can never dog the boys and if you do dog them you shouldnt exist people born on this day also are the best boyfriends and have the biggest dicks

Bacon: you see that kid over there he looks like a legend
Brae: must be someone born on december 3rd

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Fairy Dusted

When you're trying to snort coke off of a hookers ass and she farts and blows it back into your face

Mike: Bro, I was hanging out with this babe last night and she fairy dusted me, bro

Trevor: shoulda punched 'er in 'er fuckin gazers bro

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