Cheet

The orange, cheesy crud that gets stuck to your fingers after eating cheetos, cheesy puffs, or any crunchy cheesy snack.

Ben: Hey you want some of these cheetos?
Josh: No way dood, I don't want to get any cheet on the remote.

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ETPO

Estimated Time of Passing Out. Often referenced to during social drinking events, or pre-gaming drinking festivities.

Clyde: Man this beer tastes great, I'll probably drink a million of these tonight.
Rusty: Hey take it easy man, your ETPO is gonna be like midnight, you know if you pass out too early we're gonna smoke all your shitty ass weed with out you.

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