During spooning, the act of the spoonee farting on the phallus of the spooner. Considered particularly embarrassing if performed by a vegan.
Person 1: I was spooning a girl last night when she gave me a chili dog!
Person 2: Awesome! Was she a blonde chick from Pennsylvania?
Person 1: How'd you know!
Person 2: She did it to me last week! I was totally awkward turtle.
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