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Seaweed has an extremely aerodynamic jawline and a very round long back of the skull. The jawline is sharp enough to induce nuclear fission in air molecules. The products are extremely lethal and will cause anyone touching it to become a nerd âï¸ð¤. Mass flow occurs around and over the top of the skull but not the bottom due to it being blocked by the long-ass neck. There is a humungous low pressure zone below the skull extension due to the skull having a negative critical angle of attack (around -30 degrees). This creates enough downforce to keep the Seaweed from flying away while it is windy. Additionally the top of the skull has a camber of 10% and causes massive induced drag making the Seaweed very slow both mentally and velocity-wise. The maximum camber position is at the frontal bone. On the sides of the skull-airfoil the ears disrupt the merging of low and high pressure air increasing autistic efficiency by 11.68256123%. At the trailing edge the products recombine in the reverse reaction to create normal air. The air temperature at the trailing edge is a function of the Seaweed's true airspeed. Also due to him having a nerd âï¸ð¤ haircut the true lift coefficient is considerably lower and the drag coefficient much higher than expected of a smooth skull due to parasitic hair drag. Seaweed often wears nerd âï¸ð¤ glasses which cause flow separation over the frontal bone causing vapour clouds to obscure his massive forehead. Finally, the Seaweed is restarted.
Here is Seaweed counting even numbers.
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3
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101.
As you can see, Seaweed is very good at counting.
An incredibly powerful repellent made of spoiled milk. Does not contain any DEET as the name implies. If used it will kill everything within fifteen miles from pure stinky power alone.
Gerry sprayed some no deet on his leg, now he's a dinosaur.
A large lake-dwelling creature, probably a mammal, with a bad jawline and a large beer belly. Less ripped than his brother The Gracko. Eats only granola. Sometimes sports a goatee.
The Antonio looked at a tree and said to his friend "Do you even know what trees are?"
A potent drug based on copper sulfate pentahydrate instead of cocaine. Extremely lethal. Often taken by The Gracko, as he is immune to it. One snort will cause blindness, two will cause death and three will cause The Antonio to chase you in heaven.
"Me want Grack!" said The Gracko, swimming around at fifty knots in a lake.
A wild cereal-eating sugar-powered highly intelligent animal with an epic jawline that lives in forests and has a Gracko-Gun. It can swim and do quadratic equations.
Someone once told me The Gracko has an evil brother called Antonio that eats only granola.