Erin

The absolute craziest bitch you'll ever fucking meet. You wanna know all about some doll brand she's got you. Wanna an absolutely bonkers cake recipe she has 10. She has a drug addiction of some kind. Blames the moon for all of her problems. She truthfully tries though and simply wants to be there for everyone. She'll be there whenever you need her and just wants everyone to be happy and safe. She'll probably love to listen about your weird hobby or favorite author. She weird and one kinky freak. She has a horrible memory but will remember that one time you were eating pasta at 11:36 pm on a Wednesday afternoon and it was 69⁰f outside. To put it simply Erin is a crazy bitch but She'll try her best to be a good friend and love you.

Guy: Hey that Erin chick is weird

Guy 2: Yeah she was talking to me about the moon and shit