tree rain

Rain that falls from trees, whether the sky is raining or not.

"Ah crap, it's not raining, but water is still dripping down the back of my neck and on my head"

"That's tree rain, n00b."

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dancing frog syndrome

Something that happens only when you are watching. If you try to show somebody else, it doesn't happen.

"My pet frog jumps up, dances, and sings 'Hello My Baby'! Show him!"

Frog - *sits there and ribbits*

"OMG! Dancing Frog Syndrome!"

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nintendo thumb

A condition marked by blisters, which come after a long session of playing a video game. So named because the NES Controllers caused this condition frequently.

I beat Renegade, and all I have to show for it is a bad case of Nintendo thumb.

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Tact

Something for people who are too stupid to use sarcasm.

If you don't believe in your abilities as a wise-ass, use tact.

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pwn4d

A major owning. A play on pwn3d, in that it's pwn3d +1.

A deer hit by a car is said to be pwn3d. A deer through a windshield is pwn4d.

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