Slut-ometer

The innate sense that most males are born with that tells them who is a slut, who isn't, and how much of a slut that person is. Often expressed with beeping noises.

Dude 1: Look at that chick wearing the tube-top!
Dude 2: Slut-ometer is on!
Dude 3: beep-beep-beep...
(girl gets closer)
Dude 3: BEEPBEEPBEEP

LAMP

Short for: Look At My Penis

A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.

Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.

Guy 1: Check out my awesome Hummer! It's so badass. It's like fifty times cooler than your car!

Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.

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