Massive Turbo

Someone who thinks they are the maddest, coolest, smartest, sickest lad out and isnt afraid to tell everyone. When in actual fact they are actually a little bit mentally retarded.
It is the opposite of being Dardy.

Non-Turbo 1: "Hey should we invite Nick and Leif out with us this weekend?"

Non-Turbo 2: "Nah those guys are Massive Turbo's"

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Dardy

Native Australian Slang for something that is awesome/good.

Can also be used to describe an attractive female or a really good bloke.

"Hey Dardy, cant wait till i get my Dardy Centrelink Payment this thursdy"

"Check out that Dardy Bitch, wouldnt mind puttin one through her, after a few Emu Exports UNA"

"This Government Housing is fukn Dardy"

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DTR

Designated Trading Representative.

This particular group of workers are a bunch of Massive Turbo's who only work 6.5 hours a day. They believe they are hot shit because they have 2 computer monitors, and can place trades onto the market. They are every traders worst nightmare as they often make you price discover, which is fucking bullshit!

Trader: "Why the fuck has my order been rejected???"

DTR: "You have to price discover"

Trader: "Your a faggot"

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