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Clare

Clare is a very pretty and kind girl with a cute laugh. She can't stay up very late because she has the soul of a little grandma and will feel groggy when she wakes up early in the morning, so don't keep her up too long! Love her and don't take her for granted, because meeting a Clare is a blessing. And forgive her if she says something weird, because she surely doesn't mean it.

"Woah, you see Clare over there?"
"Yeah, holy shit. She's tearing up the dance floor!"

by WaffleSSJr January 21, 2022


Quibbing

The act of deliberately shrinking the penis. The opposite of jelqing.

Bro, I heard that guy likes quibbing. What a fuckin' bitch.

by WaffleSSJr May 15, 2021


Brody

A Brody is many things: a friend, a lover, a warrior, a mentor. But beyond all of that he is a Brody. And a Brody is everything: an angel in the darkness, a wayfarer to guide your soul into the afterlife, an average bluecollar worker... a Brody. Brody is all around us. Brody is inside of us. Brody is omnipresent, omnipotent, omniscient. Believe in Brody and he will believe in you.

"Look into the shadows, and try not to scream... It's Brody!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

by WaffleSSJr January 21, 2022