Josephing

Shitting then wiping with your hand in the shower instead of using toilet paper.

Bro, I love josephing. It replaces toilet paper

Cooper urie

An awesome cowboy who often jelqs in the wilderness.

“Hey man want to become Cooper Urie with me”

Josing

The act of taking a poop before showering, and wiping with your hand in the shower instead of toilet paper.

Dude, josing is so much better than wiping. It doesn’t waste toilet paper, and it feels good