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Shitting on a girl's face and wiping your cock all over it like a paintbrush and 'drawing' with the shit all over her. That is, ONLY when Ben Roethlisberger (QB, Steelers, 1st String) has fumbled the ball or has been sacked more than 3 times.
Why does it feel so good to give my girl a dirty roethlisberger? We do it every Sunday, because Ben Roethlisberger REALLY is aweful.
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Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?
Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.
Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.
Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.
Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?
Hey, LNU posted a "Kevin is a snake" vid, let's see what the kid raps (listens to it) OH GOD tuRN IT OFF
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A group of skilled liars (see politician) who will stop at nothing to push an agenda, to the dismay of the people they're supposed to "represent".
It's the way they force shit into your mouth and get paid to make you, your family, and your community's lives worse.
Political party and what they say:
Democrat: "Tax the rich, we're fucking salty."
Republican: "Tax cuts for the rich, impoverish and kill minorities."
Green: "Fuck the economy, save the damn planet."
Libertarian: "Fuck the restraints on economy and civil rights! Anarchism!"
Tea Party: "KILL ALL THE MINORITIES."
Nazist: "KILL ALL THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE A BIBLE."
Socialist: "Get your free yet really slow healthcare here! You may die before the hospital has a vacant spot for your operation!"
Communist: "I AM SALTY. EVERY RESPONSIBILITY IS EQUAL, SO WHY PAY MORE TO THE HARD WORKING?"
Corporatism: "FUCK CIVIL RIGHTS, CORPORATIONS OWN PEOPLE!"
Political parties don't give a fuck about the people.
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1) Typical high school underclassmen, with their ego and ignorance.
2) One who hasn't thought about real issues in their areas enough to create theories and shape them off of observations.
3) A bandwagon-er.
4) Mainstream follower.
5) A person who votes for a political party and not a candidate. See American.
6) An ignorant person unwilling to give up their beliefs when faced with factual evidence. See Religion.
Thinker: "Fucking normies, they're listening to that drugs sex violence shit... We know that shit influences their behavior and promotes the very things that lead to their death, but why do these fucking normies do this?"
Normie: "Public Enemy is so trash, Lil Uzi Vert is where the shit's at"
Thinker: "Uh, have you looked at the lyrics?"
Normie: "Public Enemy doesn't sellout! Lil Uzi Vert does! Your point is invalid!"
Thinker: "Fucking normie. Go off and do the shit the mainstream rapper wants you to do, you'll be fucked."
College Grad: "I reckon we could make a system in which quarterly polls are sent out to the area I govern over, and the vote tallies obtained decide which legislation gets passed."
Normie: "OMG THAT SYSTEM SUCKS!!! NOT DEMOCRATIC!!!"
College Grad: "It's much more democratic than our current system."
Normie: "BUT IT'S NOT!!!"
College Grad: "Haven't you heard a word I've said, normie?"
Normie: "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!"
College Grad: "Fucking normie. Bugger off, and don't return."
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A pussy-ass version of smoking, which is a pussy-ass version of doing Mary Jane.
Performed usually by the intellectually deficient, Juuling is the act of taking a hit of flavored water vapor mixed with a high dose of nicotine. Marketed to teenagers despite laws prohibiting the sale of nicotine products to minors.
Despite Marijuana being far, far better than nicotine-filled flavored water, most teenagers will agree that Juul and the company's products are better than the weed. These teenagers don't have the balls to take a hit of the green anyways, and it's illegal for both of the products to be sold and consumed by minors.
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