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Does what it says on the tin really. creps (shoes) for your crib (house). so slippers.
Me: MA! check out dese new crib creps i just bagged down the primark. got all soft fluff on em en all!
Said by comedian and full time fucking legend, Devvo. In an early video or skit Devvo was in features himself approach a dead pigeon and he questions if it's dead or not before proceeding to kick it on the way to the Job center to collect his Dole
Devvo: "Ah that's minging. Is it dead? Do ya fink its dead?!"
A prolonged version of the word spliff. But with the Noun Rollie extending this word it obviously must contain Tobacco alongside the usual weed contents.
Friend1: Oli my bro, wanna go for a Fookin spliffarollies on toys'r'us car park roofs mateeeeee!
Friend2: Fookin Right! gowan then mateeeeee i'll be theres soonnnn.
A phrase used by MC Grindah in the tv series "people just do nothing". He uses this phrase to tell the scripted camera man, how long he spent in jail. Probably hoping he would imply 2 years instead of 2 weeks, like he actually did. But when asked for the second time to fully explain the meaning of 2 stretch, he embarrassingly admitted it's only 2 weeks.
Camera man: "So, how long is 2 stretch"
MC Grindah: "It's just 2 stretch mate"
Camera man: "well can you explain exactly how long"
MC Grindah: "its just 2 weeks init"
The phrase " two stretch " means two weeks.
A prolonged nick name for a lighter.
Friend1:You got a Lightational device?
The Cazzy is a simple nickname for a cash machine. However, this word is commonly mistaken for a cashy/cashie (unofficial jobs, cash in hand. labouring or decorating etc). Which is completely different.
Friend1: Ye fuck this i'm gonna trek it down cazzy grab some burn init. get building that zoot ay?
Friend2: yeye, gowan say nuttin.
A chizla is a catchy and funny (ish) nick name for a rizla, can also be used widely for other brands of papers.
Friend1: You got any chizlas?
Friend2: ye he are lad
Friend1: wtf is this!? You must be joking if you think i'm gonna use a red packet!