Do ya fink its dead?!

Said by comedian and full time fucking legend, Devvo. In an early video or skit Devvo was in features himself approach a dead pigeon and he questions if it's dead or not before proceeding to kick it on the way to the Job center to collect his Dole

Devvo: "Ah that's minging. Is it dead? Do ya fink its dead?!"

Crib Creps

Does what it says on the tin really. creps (shoes) for your crib (house). so slippers.

Me: MA! check out dese new crib creps i just bagged down the primark. got all soft fluff on em en all!

Two stretch

A phrase used by MC Grindah in the tv series "people just do nothing". He uses this phrase to tell the scripted camera man, how long he spent in jail. Probably hoping he would imply 2 years instead of 2 weeks, like he actually did. But when asked for the second time to fully explain the meaning of 2 stretch, he embarrassingly admitted it's only 2 weeks.

Camera man: "So, how long is 2 stretch"
MC Grindah: "It's just 2 stretch mate"
Camera man: "well can you explain exactly how long"
MC Grindah: "its just 2 weeks init"
The phrase " two stretch " means two weeks.

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Weigh-in

A term used normally for league fighting where fighters are weighed and get to beef or 'square up' to each other. Also used on the street in the same instance where a close to fighting dispute happened usually with the people arguing pushing and screaming in each others faces.

Friend1: Did you hear about that dave kid beefing tom?

Friend2: Yeahhh! i did mateee. Tom weighed him in but dave bottled it didnt he!? The patty.
Friend1: Don't blame him tbf Tom will Weigh-in any man.

Lightational device

A prolonged nick name for a lighter.

Friend1:You got a Lightational device?

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Cazzy

The Cazzy is a simple nickname for a cash machine. However, this word is commonly mistaken for a cashy/cashie (unofficial jobs, cash in hand. labouring or decorating etc). Which is completely different.

Friend1: Ye fuck this i'm gonna trek it down cazzy grab some burn init. get building that zoot ay?

Friend2: yeye, gowan say nuttin.

Chizla

A chizla is a catchy and funny (ish) nick name for a rizla, can also be used widely for other brands of papers.

Friend1: You got any chizlas?

Friend2: ye he are lad
Friend1: wtf is this!? You must be joking if you think i'm gonna use a red packet!