Dylanification

A quirk that Dylan’s possess, the ability to influence others into liking the same thing they do. You WILL get from interacting with a Dylan. Often caused by his charm, you will find yourself interacting with him and soon realise that he is like a contagious disease. You will start to see yourself doing the same thing that he does, and slowly, you will become one with the Dylan.

person 1: “Hey did you hear, Claire started practicing the piano again”

person 2: “I heard it’s due to Dylanification.”

Kylle

A particular species of a black man, who has way oversized nipples and has buckets of spare cash laying around in his 6 foot bathtub. He is an interesting species, for he likes to scream and shout racial slurs. His best friend is Tarlish the starfish. You can find him by shouting "noglet".

person 1:"Did you see that black guy that's whiter than me?"
person 2:"Oh yeah, that's the noglet called Kylle"