psychology

The section of Borders bookstore where all the porn is hidden, believe it or not.

Dude, have you been the psychology section before? There's a whole wall of erotica in there! You've GOT to check it out!

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atheism

The difference between satanism and atheism: Satanism is a religion, Atheism is the lack of religion. It shocks me how so many people on here have mistaken the two. And just because someone is atheist doesn't mean they are so because they believe in science alone.

I am atheist because there are things in the Bible that I don't agree with, such as its take on homosexuality. I also want to be able to read whatever I want, including stuff that may have so-called "witchcraft" in it.

Atheism.

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Barney

An evil dinasaur that hangs around with little kids and eats them. That's why there's different kids on almost every show.

Kid: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh help meeeeeeeeee -- *is cut off)!!!!
Barney: Finger-lickin' good!

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Gully Washer

When you have to go the bathroom so badly you pee a little into your clothing to relieve some of the pressure. If you're at this stage then odds are very high you're not gonna make it to the bathroom in time.

"Dude! Did you see the back of Kayla's skirt when she rushed out?"
"Hell yeah! She must have let loose a gully washer during class."
"And did you see her after she ran into the hall? She, like, just started pissing onto the floor and it was, like, wierd!"

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Hitler

The original emo kid.

Mein Kompf = what Hitler would write on Livejournal.

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oompatubbie

What you'd get if a teletubbie and an oompa-loompa got down with it. An oompatubbie generally has the orange skin of an oompa-loompa, but it may have tinges of red, yellow, green, or purple to it. It has some sort of antannea on it's head, though it's smaller than the average teletubby's. There is a T.V. on its stomach, but the signal isn't as good.

The oompatubbie Willy Wonka employed at his factory was made fun of by the other oompa-loompas because of its speech problems and its inability to stay in sync with their songs, and the oompa-loompa Klan made racist comments to it about its skin color.

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vampaneze

Originating from a twelve-book series called "{Cirque Du Freak" ("The Saga of Darren Shan" in Britian and Ireland), a group of blooddrinkers that broke away from the vampire clan when the vampires decided to stop killing humans. They have purple skin and red eyes, hair, and fingernails because of large comsumptions of blood. They hold high morals and never lie, but they kill when they feed.

"Fear me, the Lord of the Vampaneze! I'm worse than Ann Coulter!" -- Steve Leopard

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