Caffeine Tsunami

The inevitable urge to crap after drinking a cup of coffee, produced by the physiological effects of caffeine on the bowels. Usualy this urge comes on fast and strong, like an unstoppable rebel force.

Jake: "Why were you late to class this morning?"

Ben: "The caffeine tsunami hit on the drive to school. It was all I could do make it to the can."

Prairie-Masker

A Prairie-Masker is when a girl gives a blowjob while she has an Alka-seltzer tablet and some water in her mouth.

The definition was coined abord U.S Naval submarines, named after the Prairie-Masker anti-sonar detection device employed by submarines. The Prairie-Masker anti-sonar system works, in a nutshell, by creating a barrier of bubbles around the ship thus reducing noise and detection by hostile sonar devices.

Jake: "Hey Greg, how was shore leave?"

Greg: "Not bad, I got a local girl to give me a Prairie-masker."

Kendalily

The white, slimy thing in a chicken egg. Off-putting to some.

I have to get the kendalily out of the egg before I cook it