Edward

Used as a emotional crutch following a failed relationship, an Edward is a superficial distraction from your own mental anguish to be dropped at the first sign that relationship's revival. Although technically a human being, you'll never be emotionally capable of thinking of him/her that way.

Person A: I want to do something to make my Ex jealous.

Person B: Well, you could always call one of your Edwards.

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