Popty ping

The best Welsh word going. Most people don’t understand what Welsh people mean when we say “popty ping”. A popty ping, in Wales, means a microwave. Some people say it’s a random name, I say it’s unique. Always remember, if your parents are sleeping always open the popty ping 2 seconds before the timer ends, so no one wakes up!

Person 1 : what do you guys want for dinner?
Person 2 : chips, I guess
Person 1 : how do I make chips?
Person 3 : put them in a popty ping!

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Abertridwr

Abertridwr is the greatest town in Wales, hands down. The short name for Abertridwr is Aber and is Commonly mis-pronounced as “Aa-ba”, however in the welsh accent it is actually pronounced “Are-ber”. Abertridwr also produces the greatest food in all of Caerphilly, with a kebab shop, Chinese shop, the chippy and sam’s grill house, it is untouchable. Abertridwr owns the bronze artwork, which is the perfect landmark to sit by whilst eating your doner kebab from the kebab shop. The final thing about Abertridwr is the park. Named “Aber park” the park owns the local library and also, the football (soccer) club.

Person 1 : Hey, what’s up butt? You wanna go Abertridwr park after school?
Person 2 : yeah! that’s the best park in Caerphilly!

Butt

Butt or butty is a way to call a friend in South Wales. It is a superior word to mate so I advise that you stop calling your buttys “mate” and start using butt/butty. To use this word effectively you have to apply a Welsh accent.

Person 1 : oh, you alright butty? I didn’t expect to see you here!
Person 2 : Yeah, I’m fine butty!