Australian terrier

Very uncommon dog breed, originates in Australia. Small, short legged dog breed with wire-ish hair. Comes in blue tan, red, and sandy.

Person: Look at that cute little dog!
Me: Oh yes, thats an Australian terrier!

Bloody Walker

Using a woman's period blood as lube for giving a hand job to a man.

Jack: Hey Kyle, guess what?
Kyle: What?
Jack: Tiffany gave me a bloody walker last night.
Kyle: Woah, man!

That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

Mean girls have big hair full of secrets.

Damian: That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

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Bill Clinton

To get a blowjob while at work.

I heard Jay Sardi got a Bill Clinton the other day.

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hairy turd

a large hairy log (poo) that will come to life and eat your children.

AHHGHG! a hairy turd! RUNN!

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