school

An evil place. The place we all go to as a punishment for becoming 4-6 years old.
A place where you must get beaten up then tattle on the person bullying you afterwards...
a place where you do so much work without a break...
a place where all of the teachers expect respect from you, no matter how badly they treat you.
A hellhole said to be about learning and education by parents and commercials...but to us...a place of stress...boredom...pressure.
And that isn't all. When we get home, we must bring the hell of it too.
Homework
Not to mention the fact that they lie to you that you would need it in life. Bitch please...

Person1: I'm going to school.
Person2: Don't go to school...
Person1: Why not? It's super educational.
Person2: *kicks person1 in the balls so hard, his great great grandkids can feel it.*

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Grammar Nazi

a fuckin' retard ass

grammar nazis suck peen

High School

"The best four years of your lives. This will teach you every single thing about the real world, and will make you a successful adult. Remember one thing, High School is trying to teach you stuff you need for the real world, like that money is the only important thing in the world." is what an average proschool person would say.

High school is better than middle school, but it's still far worse than ever.

Teacher: THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL! YOU COME IN CLASS PREPARED TO LEARN!
Student: no
Teacher: yes
Student: no
Teacher: yes, you come in class PREPARED to learn.
Student: Didn't you just say that?
Teacher: FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU GET A NIGHT DETENTION!

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Private School

Expensive versions of public school.

Private School - Still has the same flaws as public ones, but is smaller.

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McDonalds

where you'll work in the future.

hi, I work at McDonalds.

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savage

A word once for things that were uncivilized, but now what is used for the modern generation of sluts and trendhoppers to call themselves, thinking it means badass and awesome. They're basically calling themselves primitive people.

moron: im super savage i did this thingy now i savage! XDXD
intelligent person: look it up on a dictionary.
moron: *kills intelligent person* I SUPER SAVAGE NOW XD

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Oof

1. A way to express pain.

2. A meme that populated around late-2016 after a youtube channed named "Whimee" made "Oof" remixes of different music. The meme originated from the Roblox death sound, called "uuhhh.wav", and became widespread throughout 2017.

1. "Oof!" came from the kid after they bumped into the wall.

2. I personally find the "Oof" meme pretty annoying now.