sweetcorn itch

the unmistakable itch after not wiping your arse properly.

Little Jimmy was fidgeting all day at school, he had the sweetcorn itch.

8👍 4👎

Cheddar Apple

A large cheesey bell-end

Valery wasn't going down on Peter till he washed his cock, she didn't like the taste of cheddar apples.

8👍 7👎