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A conversation in an elevator that everyone is listening to, but not participating in.
I could barely understand the elecon with the musak playing so loud.
A woman that shows off her boobs by jumping up an down and squeezing them together.
The wet t-shirt contest is a magnet for titiots.
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The fear of trying PhÅ noodles or any of the mysterious meats that are included in the full sized traditional soup.
The phÅbophobia was obvious on their faces as I ate the bible tripe.
Word used to describe very large "grape" sized "nipples"
Grimy! Did you see how hard grandma's "gripples" got while she was watching mud wrestling last night?
The act of being forced to listen to someone whining about any give topic. Form a torture.
I was able to go home after she was done whine boarding me, but I did get laid!
A person that telecommutes and becomes starved for social interaction, so much that when he returns to the office, all he wants to do is talk with everyone.
Jason, who we haven't seen for a month, corners people in the hallways and starts to teletalk...like we want to hear his life experiences for the last month.
The barely noticeable mark left when a naked buttock is heavily pressed against a surface, like glass or stainless steel, much like a thumbprint or fingerprint. A clear bumprint will contain a muff or bunghole portion to the imprint as well.
The investigation of the office party complaints started when a clear bumprint was lifted from the copy machine.