Air Lingus

When cunnilingus is performed on a plane, helicopter or other airborne vehicle.

"Air lingus" is not to be confused with Irish airline Aer Lingus, though the two are sometimes cross-referenced.

Dude 1: "Dude, I heard you gave air lingus to Meagan on the flight to Dublin!!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, it was rad."

Dude 1: "Meta as fuck."

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digital bitch

A girl who spends nearly all of her time on digital devices such as iPod, iPad, iPhone, Droid, etc. She is concerned primarily with her social media presence which usually does not represent the mundane and vapid nature of her real life. Human interactions will always take a second seat to her engagement to the digital world. The latter is especially true with regard her lack of interest in/aversion to the more visceral or physical aspects of human life.

1. "Dude, I took her out to Morton's and she spent the entire time on her fuckin iPad. We barely spoke! Digital bitch..."

2. "I would have given her a proper rogering last night, but she couldn't put down her smartphone and it was a real turnoff. Don't waste your time with that digital bitch."

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Hole Foods

1. Synonym for cunnilingus

2. A woman's crotch

3. A derogatory reference to the chain store Whole Foods

"I'd rather be eating hole foods right now."

"She had some musty hole foods."

"I can't afford hole foods this week."