I Hate To Be A Dick

Whenever someone is about to say something they know will make them sound like a dick, acknowledging such is actually a way not to come off so much like a dick.

Girl: Does this dress make me look fat?
Guy: I hate to be a dick, but yeah, it kinda does.

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Texas Body

A girl with a big ass and small tits, a common thing in many Western American states like Nevada and Arizona, but most notably Texas (because it covers more ground).

Girls with a Texas Body usually get implants to balance out their big ass.

I like Brianna, but she's got a total Texas Body, and I'm sorry but I like big titties in my face as well as a big round butt.

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