size inspector

A perverted girl who always wonders how big of a dick everyone has. Somehow she finds out!

Politician: I can't believe Hillary! She's such a size inspector

good cook

A synonym for drug dealer. Often used in texts and slang talk.

" Ronald is a real good cook!"

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advertasauros rex

An overweight middle aged person that spends his days watching way to much advertisements.

Enrico: How did Tyler from high school end up?

Haden: I heard he's turned into an advertasauros rex.

enjoyer

Someone who has to much fun with dirty websites and sending nudes. If anyone finds out that you or someone else is an enjoyer then you're fucked.

Tyler: Look at that pervert over there.

Nolan: Such an enjoyer!

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liquid suicide

Bleach, chloroform, clorox and all that other stuff.

Sadly liquid suicide was the most reasonable option at the moment...