Scump

To jump on one leg in a autistic manner in front of an audience of 26 or more. It is usually accommodated with oolong tea afterwards. This practice originated in Austria and has recently spread to other parts of Europe.

Friend one: Hey do you want to go to the scumping festival tomorrow?
Friend Two: What is that some kind of Gay thing?
Friend one: No silly billy it is jumping on one leg in a autistic manner in front of an audience of 26 or more. It is usually accommodated with oolong tea afterwards.
Friend Two: Damn