Mihkering

The act of drinking significant enough quantities of alcohol to become annoyingly verbose and/or hostile.

I've been mihkering the shit out of the booze lately.

spite-fap

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.

I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.

ghetto taters

Extremely low-quality breasts, the kind you might see at a strip-club with peanut shells on the ground.

Jane's only friends are pathetic losers, who only follow her because they think one day they'll get to see her ghetto taters.